This is a new disorder. A serious one. I first read about it…now where did I see that. Was it the New England Journal of Medicine? Or maybe Science?
No, I remember now. It was part of the Michael Phillips’ review of the new X-Men movie. MP reviews movies for the Chicago Tribune. He wrote about the disorder ADHLAS as follows:
“Wolverine” has been shot, cut and packaged for those afflicted with ADHLAS which, as you may know, stands for “attention deficit hey look a squirrel!”
Upon hearing of this I first thought of my buddy Frank. He can go from one subject to another faster than you can say– Look A Squirrel.
Unfortunately I am sometimes similarly afflicted.
Now what was I saying? Oh yeah. Wolverine grossed $85 million. I wish I had a lot of money. Lets all go to Tahiti.
May 5, 2009 at 6:41 am |
You make me laugh, my friend. Hey, look, a squirrel.
May 7, 2009 at 9:23 pm |
There is only reason why I’d see Wolverine, and that’s to see Hugh Jackman’s arms … or a squirrel.
May 7, 2009 at 10:49 pm |
Pax,
Only his arms?